Apply to The Last Tech Job
This is it! The Last Tech Job!
Here at Evil Inc. we are committed to preserving the jobs of the future, and that's why we are offering one final opportunity for the next generation of experienced graduates to kick-start their nearly non-existent career in technology. Your responsibilities may include:
- Development of advanced military AI-enhanced autonomous drones, including facial recognition systems, instant drone-to-drone communication and state-of-the-art vision and audio processing.
- Handling large databases of personal information (adults & children).
- Deployment across 57 different countries, of which 40 are classified as low economically developed.
- Work with a team of 4-6 AI agents who have no ulterior motive whatsoever.
Our job offers a competitive salary of £20,000 per year, with opportunities for growth and personal development. You may also win health insurance for 1 month, or a ticket to watch our CEO drive at the next Formula 1 Grand Prix.
- Job requirements:
- At least 30 years of experience.
- Must have graduated within the previous 12 months.
- Experience in Assembly, Fortran, OcamL and Brainfuck is necessary.
- Must have fluency in Swahili.
- Right to work in Cambodia, as we cannot provide sponsorship.
- Must hold valid HGV driving license.
- DBS check needed as role may require working around children.
- Desirables:
- Clean social media history
- Know the rules of Warhammer 40k
- Weak moral compass